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Gull Island at Lake St. Clair|Gull Island Clay Township, MI
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Jobbie Nooner has been going on for a long time. The Jobbie Crew has spent a lot of time researching and interviewing the people that were there from the beginning! We are proud to bring you the whole story of Jobbie Nooner from the start! You can read our exclusive interviews from the people that were there. JobbieCrew ARE NOT the “organizers” of Jobbie Nooner, Raft-Off, etc. Jobbie Nooner is a natural phenomenon that occurs every year. We are just one of the many supporters and information outposts for the various events. Boats, beads, beer and boobs! Jobbie Nooner, the “Mardi Gras of the Midwest”, is the ultimate annual Summer festival. Around 100,000+ people attend Jobbie Nooner every year. The concept is simple: if a girl shows you her boobs, you give her a necklace of beads. The main attraction at Jobbie Nooner is the “Wheel of Destiny” onboard the JobbieCrew’s pirate ship, the Mystic Maiden. Over 500+ girls come onboard throughout the day, spin the wheel, pop their tops and more. Jobbie has become a rite of passage. It is one of the greatest celebrations of female beauty in all their sexy naked glory that the State of Michigan has to offer. A “Rite of Passage” is a ritual event that marks your transition from one stage to another, it usually involves water. You will see everything at Jobbie Nooner. Hot topless honeys doing jello shots, girls making out with each other, going down on each other, you will see more tits in one single day than you’ll see in the rest of your life. Some say, why, coming to Jobbie Nooner without condoms is like going to the State Fair without quarters. To those people we say, just have fun and boat responsibly! Jobbie Nooner is consensual fun. There is no coercion, girls are not forced to get topless or do anything they don’t want to do. Girls act on their own free will and volition. This makes for some excellent and memorable uncensored pure debauch on the high seas of Lake St. Clair! This boating festival is not about disrespecting women. It’s about celebrating how beautiful all the ladies are! All women are beautiful! Yes, ALL of you ladies! Also, this is not about disrespecting law enforcement. The cops have their hands full every day dealing with goofy dipshit assholes. So please, don’t add to their aggravation. Just respect the ladies, respect the cops, respect each other and let’s all drink some beer, enjoy these events and see thousands of tits! Jobbie Nooner is centered around tiny Gull Island at the mouth of the South Channel in Lake St. Clair. Several rings of boats line up in circles around the island. The water is shallow enough that you can walk around in it and you can walk on the island, what’s left of it. The party starts at 6am. You want to get there as early as possible to get a good spot! We say that “prime time” is from 11am-4pm. Every year we find that 4pm is “testosterone hour”. The drinks take hold by this time, people’s untethered boats start drifting into the channel, etc. Many people pack up and leave by 6pm. Back to top Getting to Jobbie Nooner Jobbie Nooner takes place on Gull Island, which is only accessible by boat. There is no other way to get to Jobbie Nooner, you must have a boat. The majority of people launch their boats from Lake St. Clair Metropark (Harrison Township, Michigan) and head 5-miles out to Gull Island in Lake St. Clair. If you are one of these people, remember, you legally must be at least one-mile offshore before your boat does 55mph. More info at http://jobbiecrew.com/jobbie-nooner-2/