How exactly do you turn the Isle of Wight into a desert island disco? Well, for starters, you need the world's biggest disco ball (verified by the Guinness Book of World Records, thankyouverymuch). Then, you need several thousand of your friends festooned in freaky finery, some of whom may or may not be carrying whole bananas in their mouth. Next, add palm trees. Finally, invite Beck.

Et voilà! Instant desert island disco.

Well done Bestival.